This was the greatest joke in all of Wreck it Ralph. I still cannot believe they did this.
On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.
Julie: youre turning 20
Me: /nods absentmindedly
Julie: Im turning 15
Me: /nods again
Julie: I feel old
Me: ......./death glare
But as I continue living like this, I wonder what the point of living is.
|—||Nell (The Day Before 그리고, 남겨진 것들)|
I’m dying in a few hours, your secrets are safe with me. Unless you’re keeping them from yourself
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve been told